Twitter is by far my favorite social media site. Follow me @TimTrueheart #teamtrueheart
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11 day streak! #writerslife https://t.co/MzjbRrstBK -
I'm so lost when someone recommends a self-help book to me I pray I haven't already read it.
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don't get confused... just cuz there's nothing wrong with something doesn't mean it's cool.
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You're weirder than a two dollar bill.
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[Conservative restaurant] Female server: What can I get you? Me: Yes, What's the Assange special? Toxic male serve… https://t.co/Z8ox2Hsgrw
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[Earth, post zombie apocalypse] R&B band: ♪♪Everybody plays the ghoul sometime ♪♪ *Gnaws human leg*
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I'm fluent in several lotions.
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RT @SnowWhite_Lines: I enjoy fucking up and not learning from my mistakes.
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RT @BigTimingComedy: We are overwhelmed ❤️! Thanks to our kick a$$ team, amazing fans, great sponsors and clients we have 21 shows/event… https://t.co/bM8j9rd2eT
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RT @chokeonritalin: The miracle of life. https://t.co/28GQMqkasu