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Tim Trueheart

Tim Trueheart

October 3, 2016

BLOG #20: MUSINGS AND POETRY

by Tim Trueheart


I’m not perfect

I am moving forward.

I got to host a Murder Mystery show at a really nice Indian restaurant that I want to take my girlfriend to soon.

I am a work in progress.

I seek experience and growth,

I want to be the best that I can be.

I want to be the best that I can be.

I wonder if there are any spiritual benefits from abstaining from our vices.

I want to move forward.

I’ve really thinking of going Animal style on them.

I want to improve.

I want to be the best that I can be.

I want to be the best that I can be.

    There are movies and songs that you know so well that you can sing them on command drunk as hell in some dingy Bangkok karaoke bar. It's honestly really sad that you would be able to do that with someone else's art, and not your own.

ENJOY SONG BELOW

“Know your material”

Ambient voice poorly rapping: From the planet Mars w/ these bars/I’m not Chuck, I’m Charles/I’m bouncing off the walls like tennis balls.

-Beat drops in-

THE ESTABLISHMENT: EY TIM

ME: Um... yeah?

THE ESTABLISHMENT: FUUUUUUUUCK. YOOOOOOUUUUUU!

ME: Oh, okay, well then, what is my next step?

*BEAT DROPS IN*

-Seriously. This Beat is really dropping in harder now bro!-

BOOM x 4

Know your material.

Meditate x4

ME: *sips pina colada*

Rehearse your material

Know your material.

Rehearse your material  

Know your material.

Rehearse your material  

Know your material.

Rehearse your material  

Know your material.

financial obligations are the worst

Worst x4

The way to confidence

Know your material.

Rehearse your material x 4

The way to confidence

Rehearse your material x 4

The way to confidence

Know your material x 4

The way to confidence

Rehearse your material x 4

The way to confidence

Old lady voice:  “Oh no, that poor model. She hasn’t even a mere morsel of food in days... By the way, has anyone seen MY coke?”

I am a monster!  The way to confidence!

Rehearse your material  

Know your material.

Rehearse your material  

Know your material.

I am a monster! X 4

-beat drops out-

ESTABLISHMENT: Google is Skynet!

RE - 8----D -Ulysses

-fin

-Tim


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