I worked out today. I'm thankful that I got to workout today... finally. I'm working on the first steps in a long journey back into fitness. I've got to "maintain the chain," so to speak. What I mean by "maintaining the chain," is starting a process and continuing it. Boy is that hard huh? I mean, damn! My level of stick-to-it-ness is somewhere between, bad and non-existent. But I will sharpen my sword. I won’t be a quitter, especially not when I’d be quitting on myself.
Okay, let’s get into it. Here we go!
If you have a problem with what other people do with their lives when they’re not bothering anyone else, then you're entirely too distracted. You've got too much time on your hands and you're not doing something satisfying for yourself. You're waaay too up in other people's business, and you need to stop it. Now.
Yeah, this isn't about me either by the way, (It's probably all about me).
I think sometimes, (I used the word "sometimes," it’s my "caveat" for you twerps that want to be offended... There you go, are you happy now, is that what you wanted?)
I think that sometimes, people just aren't ambitious, and that's gross.
For example, if your thirty-five year old friend told you they were going to start playing Dungeons & Dragons, you might get a little angry with them. (If you actually cared about them)
I would get angry if my friend was approaching middle-age and started something that nerdy, especially if they were fat, dressed poorly, and/or didn't already have a girlfriend. (Dude, do you not want to have a relationship at all?)
I think that futhamucka's priorities are out of whack. He should focus on his swagger, and sharpening his sword, but no he’s out playing grab ass in his friend's parent's basement on a Saturday night (Did you even know there's a UFC fight on bro?). Put the lotion down, pull your pants up, and stop draining your sad shriveled sack every second you get sir!
I know a lot of people who would say, "Oh, you're playing D&D now? That's cool."
No it's not, you're friend is "tapping out," (the international sign of submission) and that's sad.
WHY? Do you NOT want to compete with the other guys? Is that too much? Do you NOT want to work hard for yourself? You know you'll never get anything worthwhile if you don't try right? You know there are hungry dudes out there that are ready to take what you want from you, and if you don't step up to the plate then you’re just giving it to them. They'll take your job, your money, your girl... Oh yes they will. They give zero fucks about your desires, dreams, and goals. They wipe their ass with your feelings.
If you're offended by my words then you're lumping yourself in with those bitches. Don't do that, that's that weak shit. These guys will do whatever they need to do to beat you. If you go to sleep at midnight they going to sleep at 10. If you wake up at 8, and run 4 miles, he’s up at 5 a.m. and running ten miles backwards with a weight vest on, begging his trainer (yes, he invests in himself) he’s begging his trainer to put more weight on the bar, just for the fun of it. But don't ever get confused because you are not under any circumstances to hate him because you ain't him. That man is on his job.
If you aren’t on your job then you are a sorry ass bitch, and your new job is to figure out what you like, set a goal, and pursue that shit or die trying, (and this job is full-time) .
When you "go for it" you get closer to "getting it," and there are guys out there that are getting it everyday. WHY NOT YOU? WHY NOT NOW? Why can't you be the best ultimate frisbee player in the world?
We must establish distance in some way between you, and “the others”.
First, get on par. Next, move on to intermediate. Finally, leave the pros in your dust by creating the largest achievement gap between you and the other guy.
Yes, we're all made of stardust but that doesn't mean you shouldn't compete and strive to be the best that you can be, and never be hard on yourself when you don't achieve what you're trying to achieve.
If all your friends are calling you bitch, then you should stop acting like “they're all bullying you,” and you should listen to them and start bullying yourself a little more.
Just decide to not be that guy anymore. Just decide to that they guy who said, "I don't think you got it pal!" after he leveled you during two-hand touch was wrong. Just decide that now it's "your time," and dethrone the king.
Do it,
-Tim