As a new father I face many challenges, most notably dad bod. I don’t want dad bod. I want dad bod like I want debt. Nope, I wanna be the hot dad!
So, for the next two months, I’m going to shave and floss my teeth everyday and double down on my diet and strength and conditioning workout... and going to start supplementing testosterone too. Also, just for a little extra challenge I’m not going to masturbate! (OH SHIT)
YES! For the next two months….. YO, reading what I wrote is seriously scaring me... As a matter of fact I think my balls just took a big *gulp* right then! (That’s probably somehow a good thing)
One thing I think will happen with all that extra testosterone running through my system is I’m gonna get straight jacked! I hope I don’t “Hulk out” on anyone. I probably will. I’ve got no filter and I’m very impulsive, ask about me, in other words… this is going to be fun!
Anyway, doing more yoga and focusing on getting into a really nice groove. I think the combination of things involved in this challenge will transform me physically, mentally, and spiritually... This isn’t a reinvention but more of an application of a few subtle “tweaks”. I’m even thinking that I’m going to start dressing my best, which I think will also boost up my confidence quite a bit too!
Why Tim, why are you so, um ambitious, and or crazy? This is all because I think it’ll help make me a better person. Yep, I think not jerking off will make me a “purer soul”. I know it sounds like mumbo jumbo but mumbo jumbo is what I’m all about, and also jambalaya that’s my favorite… Yo, I read horoscopes, so what do you expect from an ENFP?
Basically, I’m going to start treating myself like the professional entertainer that I aspire to be and I want to see where that takes me… Honestly, part of me actually thinks over the course of the next couple of months my dick might even get bigger! 8---D