Welcome. Everything in this particular blog post seems weird to me. ENJOY!
WEIRD: Finding out neither Stretch Armstrong nor Lance Armstrong are related to Neil Armstrong.
WEIRD: Dating someone with a pet. Sex get's confusing when you don’t know who's licking you.
WEIRD: That If you play Led Zeppelin backwards you’ll hear satanic messages, and if you play Kanye West backwards you'll hear Jesus telling Kanye that he, Kanye, is a genius, and also in fact the son of God Jesus himself.
WEIRD: If you think the best part of the pizza is the crust.
WEIRD: Most freedom fighters outfits consist of a grenade, flip-flops, and a tank top.
WEIRD: People at the zoo are fatter than the animals.
WEIRD: You NEVER see attractive people at the laundromat. (including you).
WEIRD: That old people have a smell...
WEIRD: Every lower back tattoo... lower back tattoos suck, especially ones of warning labels, boxing gloves, or tribal.
WEIRD: Tribal tattoos. What tribe are you in... "The Band of Idiots?"
WEIRD: African American Werewolf in Boca, it's the script I'm writing.
WEIRD: When you think you're turning into a werewolf, but end up as a dolphin.
WEIRD: that this restaurant serves a drink called Donkey Punch.
WEIRD: I took the, Which Walking Dead Character Are You? Buzzfeed quiz and got Rob Zombie.
WEIRD: Eating homemade spaghetti with a plastic fork makes up for almost shitting your pants.
WEIRD: That a man can’t simply like rainbows. (Why is the answer NO!?)
WEIRD: You can only smell your boogers when they're outside of your nose.
WEIRD: How many D&Ders secretly want to fuck a dragon.